katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

babebraham:


babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

image

will u ever be proud of me mom

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

cozyqueen:

#tbt to when my mama said she gon whoop my ass if I don’t smile for this family pic (note the tear sitting under my left eye)

cozyqueen:

#tbt to when my mama said she gon whoop my ass if I don’t smile for this family pic (note the tear sitting under my left eye)