"why the fuck am i crying"

 literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via viserrion)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

Anonymous:
"An aesthetic is a fake leg (or arm) that people use when they got no limbs"

jonasbrothers:

pretty sure that’s a prosthetic 

"Who made the potato salad?"

 any family member with common sense who doesn’t trust just anyone’s culinary abilities. heard frequently at family gatherings, particularly cookouts. (via blackproverbs)

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

rosejanenoble:

womb-of-reefer:

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

this is one of the coolest things on tumblr

See, I’m not unattractive, the lighting’s just wrong everywhere.

laterovaries:

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.


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